Office by Alex Penny
A blog celebrating out-of-context quotes from my daily conversations.
Quote #83: “..they kind of lost me at “use your index finger and your thumb to grab your eyeball”
Quote #82: “Well I’m sure one of us will figure out something at some point.”
Quote #81: “RAINBOOTS”
Quote #80: “I made 45,000 words my bitch,”
Quote #79: “Yeah, that iguana can suck it.”
Quote #78:
Person 1) “The bathroom ceiling fell into the tub.”
Person 2) “Who touched it?!”
Quote #77: “Your ovaries are gorgeous!”
Quote #76: “You dont want to see me when I turn all blue and square”
Quote #75: “I’m trying to figure out how to make poop. I forgot.”
Quote #74:
Person 1: “What’s this?”
Person 2: “Evolution.”
Person 1: Oh, I’ve seen this already.
